Smells Like Sobriety in This B*tch Scented Candle | 9oz | Funny Sobriety Gift
$20.00
The official scent of retired party girls who swapped tequila shots for inner peace and hydrated skin.
Light this baby up and let the room fill with your new thriving energy. Each candle is hand-poured with vegan soy wax, a clean cotton wick, and a cheeky label that lets everyone know you don't need booze to THRIVE! Burn it, enjoy it, and then repurpose the jar for crystals, Q-tips, snacks, whatever. We don’t judge.
It’s eco-friendly, non-toxic, made in the USA, and guaranteed to make your space smell like a sober baddie sanctuary.
Product details
- Clean-burning vegan soy wax + 100% cotton wick
- Glossy, reusable glass jar with permanent label
- 50–60 hours of burn time
- 12 swoon-worthy scent options
- 9 oz jar, assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
Don’t leave candle unattended. Keep away from pets, kids, and flammable chaos. Burn responsibly (you can because you're sober now).